"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? " ~Chico Marx
"If you ever felt alone, come to my cottage and drink the whole bottle; it is not so bad to be abnormal for a while."
"Chippy House: No Snakes Allowed "
"I would rather be poor in a cottage full of books than a king without the desire to read."
~Thomas Babington Macaulay
"Ratz at The Cottage"